ARE U A SOCIAL NETWORK DOUCHEBAG??

***NOT IN ANY SPECIFIC ORDER***

1. (Facebook) You Update your status EVERY 5 minutes. (I don't think Jesus himself has THAT much to say...)

2. (Twitter) You re-tweet everything ANYONE tweets to you. (call me crazy i don't think anyone wants to see your entire POINTLESS conversation with random people no matter how flattering the tweets are.)

3. (Facebook) You are CONSTANTLY Poking all your friends. (WHERE THE F**K IS THE BREAK THE POKER'S FINGERS BUTTON!!!!)

4. (Twitter) You Send out at least 20 tweets for each of the trending topics. (WTF Are u trying to beat some tweet record, SERIOUSLY lay off the post button)

5. (Facebook) sending out TOO MANY application invitations. (HOLY F**K NUTS! If i get ONE more motherF**KING Farmville invite i will go on a farm animal KILLING spree.)

6. (Twitter) You have Irrelevant tweeting tendencies... (for example: Going to work, On my way home, taking a dump, wiping my ass... & etc.)

7. (Facebook, Myspace) You have EVIL TAGGING HABITS. (PLEASE PLEASE if I happen to come out in the back of one of your pictures with my finger lodged in my nose have the common courtesy not to tag me in it...)

8. (Myspace) You consider yourself a promoter and send out CLUB FLYERS!!! (I have nothing to say but... SMH) (for the people that are responsible for them QUIT THE HACKING!!!)

9. (ALL SOCIAL NETWORKS) two words INTERNET GANGSTER.... (Here is where the SAB [SLAP A BITCH] button need to be installed on computers EVERYWHERE.)

10. (Facebook, Myspace) RANDOM friend requests.... (Just because I saw u once before in the street or cause I went to high school with your friend's cousin's sister DOES NOT mean we are friends)

Feel free to add to this... (I LOVE COMMENTS!!!)