Proper gym etiquette from a girl meat head

I may be girlie girl but when it comes to the gym I am a straight up meat head (I am talking anything you can do, I can do better) so when I go and I find way too many things wrong with some of the people that go and the things they do it BOILS MY BLOOD Here is me VENTING...

#FYI Staring at person thru the mirror doesn't mean that they won't notice you staring at them (it throws off a person's workout) There has been too many times where I've been in awkward situations at the gym and had crazy stalker like people stare at me like I'm a slice of pizza, do me a favor and OFF Your self you are messing up my precious gym time.

Girls girls girls PLEASE stop putting on COats of makeup to the gym!!!! or NOT because it does CRACKS me up when I see you girls leave the gym looking like this...

 

WHY SO SERIOUS???? lol

Guys, Don't automatically assume because I am a girl that I have NO idea what I am doing as far as working out goes. (Unless you are a personal trainer DO NOT try and give me stupid pointers.) Especially if you are one of those Rrr-tards that curl a 50 pound dumbbell once then move on to another body part. 

#GYMDOUCHEBAGSALERT!!!!

To the girl that wears the shorts that when she bends down I can see her entire VAG!  GO THE FUCK HOME u WHORE!!!  You are the reason guys don't take girls seriously at the gym.

SEEE you can't stop STARING!!!!!

***LADIES just because it is spandex DOES NOT mean its is proper GYM attire.***

                                                   

Acknowledge the fact that if a person has headphones on that they are probably not listening to ur stupid small talk about how long you've been going to the gym and what you are trying to accomplish, Cause I surely could not care LESS.

I AM NOT LISTENING!!!!!!

Girls if ur going to gym, walking around and bullshitting on machines just to check out guys, Move THE F**K over when someone who is actually working out needs the machine.

***Hygiene!!!!*** Deodorant BEFORE going to the gym. I understand gym makes you sweat and you are not going to smell your freshest but its like some people bath in ONIONS & ASS before going to gym. DISGUSTING!!!

P.S Please wipe the sweat and butt juice off of the machines after you get off, I'll be sure to do the same Thank you :-)