Ok I was patiently sitting waiting for the A train at Broadway Junction. After a couple minutes of waiting someone sits next to me, now I am not sure if this was a female or male, because it had components of both sex...(For the sake of the story we shall call it "IT") "It" was severally overweight, and couldn't fit on the chair without lean over to one side, and of course choice my side, I being the phone junky was too into my phone to care when suddenly it leaned in close to me then back away, (whether it was to smell me or let out a fart is unknown none the less it freaked me OUT) so I turned to look at it and it didn't even glance back at me, thinking it was a one time thing I continued on my phone then suddenly it slide it's cane from on top of the mountain of which it calls it's leg onto mine, and evilly looks at me... (I know by this time any normal person would of gotten up or spazzed) but due to a mixture of my extreme patients with awkward situations, pure laziness, and my incredible urge to pee I stayed) now instead of paying attention to my phone I just stared at the screen waiting for something else to happen. LO AND BEHOLD it leans in again and immediately after slides the cane onto my leg again, this time stares at me interested in seeing my reaction... (At this point I'm not mad, just terrified cause this thing looks like it can either eat me or severely crush me) AHHHHHHHH!!!
(Well thank god the train came saved my life) I'm lucky to have survived this ordeal... :) #life×ofaNYERS #TRUESTORY
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