MONKEY SEE MONKEY DO, You blog, I CAN BLOG TOO =)

I realize my blog would never gain the popularity of most because I do not write what's hip, but (in Cartmans voice)  "Whatever whatever I DO WHAT I WANT!!" ya'll can continue to write about Hip hop, Fashion, and celebs, and I'll continue to write about the real world and ALL I face on a daily basis. I don't think life is all about who is wearing what, who is dating who, cause eventually you'll get slapped in the face with life's reality, but i guess then you'll know that you are living in a dream world which sooner or later your going to have to wake up from.

In case you are a little confused about what type of bloggers I am talking about:

FOR THE WANNABE CELEB GOSSIP BLOGS, KNOCK OFF FASHION BLOGS, and newest TUMBLR DOUCHEBAGS (kinda glad i stopped posting on there and switched here=)

First off, what is with the need for all voyeurism, does it really make you feel better as a person to sit and talk trash about people doing better then you. If you've got an issue grab a tissue (LOL goldmember reference) but stop trying to take your resentment of your lack of self accomplishment out on celebrities, La-Who-ZER!!! U guys should have some of this>>>>

Blogging about your personal life, likes, dislikes and experiences is one thing, but blogging off of a real celebrity trending journalists is not only self loathing but it is in fact kinda pathetic... Real journalist work hard give interviews and researching their subject to write about them, half of these Slime bucket bloggers get there information from their articles. #HOWRUDE don't steal their hard work, pass it off as your own to try and make your self seem "Cool and in the know". Don't you get it, the information your getting is someone's opinion (columnist's) of a particular account. Do you really think people wanna read someone's opinion of someone's opinion. There could only before so many Perez Hilton in the world so PLEASE for your own sake STOP IT cause i am pretty sure you are NOT fooling ANYONE!!!

But Onward march to some the blogs i follow on here, u bloggers are seriously are some of the most amusing creative creatures on the planet, i only wish there were more of you <3 

EVERYONE ELSE i hope your computers IMPLODE as a sign from god so u can then know that you are one of the people i was just talking about... #kthanks :-D

psssst.....i think your obnoxiously gorgeous..

OMG! this is has to be the BEST/COOLEST compliment in the universe. (wish i knew who u are)

Ask me anything your little hearts DESIRE

Overcompensation in 140 characters or less...

Twitter is Huge right now. Before you start jumping to conclusion that this will be an anti Twitter post its DEFINITELY NOT. ::Cough (Follow me on twitter @CaimeAhOlic) Cough:: lol

In a world so disconnected Social networks are suppose to make us feel more connected. Out of all the social networks that are out there Twitter is one of my favorites. It let's a person speak their minds in 140 characters or less.


SOoOo What's the problem with twitter? Nothing, the problem is the selected few that take twitter WAY TOO seriously... I know there is always people who think they are a HOT commodity, but what gets me is when they think that because they have a lot of followers (THE TWITTER-CELEBS) and I don't mean Celebrities on twitter. I've gone to a party recently were people were refering to people by their twitter names (QUA???) People were grabbing people and saying OMG Ur @DoucheFace1, I am @SlutsAnOnymOus (LMAO.) (Seriously you people u are a hoot! :-D) these same people only gain their "status" and followers by writing in outlandish things or for girls (constantly posting up pics of themselves nearly naked.) Here is were the term Over compensation comes in.
 Definition: (For the Rr-tards) It is when someone tries to assert power (or in this case Popularity) over another person to mask there own feelings of worthlessness. (its all quite sad...)

Now I am not here to pick on these people or give them anymore attention that they DEFINITELY DO NOT DESERVE. So I am not going to compile a list of these Social Turds but I will state just a couple of indirect, direct statements to them, (deep down I am sure they know who they are)
 
This Post is for:
1. The LAMES that only follow people only in hope that they will follow back...
2. The Wanna be whores that post sooo much pictures of themselves that they can't possibly have time to actually have intercourse. LMAO
3.  The Posers that complain ALL day long about social network sites, YET are signed on to ALL or them and CONSTANTLY check it.
4. I can't think of anything else... but there are more... (too be continued...) (Not really) but
 
This is my reactions when i see you on.....
 

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Proper gym etiquette from a girl meat head

I may be girlie girl but when it comes to the gym I am a straight up meat head (I am talking anything you can do, I can do better) so when I go and I find way too many things wrong with some of the people that go and the things they do it BOILS MY BLOOD Here is me VENTING...

#FYI Staring at person thru the mirror doesn't mean that they won't notice you staring at them (it throws off a person's workout) There has been too many times where I've been in awkward situations at the gym and had crazy stalker like people stare at me like I'm a slice of pizza, do me a favor and OFF Your self you are messing up my precious gym time.

Girls girls girls PLEASE stop putting on COats of makeup to the gym!!!! or NOT because it does CRACKS me up when I see you girls leave the gym looking like this...

 

WHY SO SERIOUS???? lol

Guys, Don't automatically assume because I am a girl that I have NO idea what I am doing as far as working out goes. (Unless you are a personal trainer DO NOT try and give me stupid pointers.) Especially if you are one of those Rrr-tards that curl a 50 pound dumbbell once then move on to another body part. 

#GYMDOUCHEBAGSALERT!!!!

To the girl that wears the shorts that when she bends down I can see her entire VAG!  GO THE FUCK HOME u WHORE!!!  You are the reason guys don't take girls seriously at the gym.

SEEE you can't stop STARING!!!!!

***LADIES just because it is spandex DOES NOT mean its is proper GYM attire.***

                                                   

Acknowledge the fact that if a person has headphones on that they are probably not listening to ur stupid small talk about how long you've been going to the gym and what you are trying to accomplish, Cause I surely could not care LESS.

I AM NOT LISTENING!!!!!!

Girls if ur going to gym, walking around and bullshitting on machines just to check out guys, Move THE F**K over when someone who is actually working out needs the machine.

***Hygiene!!!!*** Deodorant BEFORE going to the gym. I understand gym makes you sweat and you are not going to smell your freshest but its like some people bath in ONIONS & ASS before going to gym. DISGUSTING!!!

P.S Please wipe the sweat and butt juice off of the machines after you get off, I'll be sure to do the same Thank you :-)

                                                                        

PENIS VS. VAGINA

Don't start with the crazy looks already,  but YES i do have penis envy, before u judge me I'll tell you why... This story is called "If i Only had a Penis..."

                                            

        I'd trade my Ovaries and vag for a penis ANYDAY, I'd even though in the boobies for free. Let me explain why I would give these things up. As pretty as boobs are to look at, they are annoying as shit to deal with. I would love to do cool things like run, without worrying about my boobs, And i personally don't think its fun that i have to slightly lean over just to see my feet (small boobie girls should feel fortunate) i feel bad for women like this...        

                                         

 

As for the vag and ovaries, Jeez do I even need to go over what happens every month.... GRrRrR! but on top of that i have to look forward to pushing a watermelon size baby out my keyhole size vag.... NOT HAPPY.  (Don't worry I wont put up a picture of that...)

          Now if i had penis i wouldn't have all that to worry about, No real need for the balls though cause if i was a guy i wouldn't want to procreate. If i did have kids I'd probably be a deadbeat dad, I would be too busy Plugging anything with a hole even somethings without. Kinda like how a lot of guys are already #ZING! lol  I would be the BIGGEST PERV in the universe. I would whack off discreetly in public places every five minutes, just cause i could...  (and i know guys can cause I've seen it happen) (<-Traumatizing story we'll leave that for another post) You guys have no idea how cool you have it, your junk is ON THE OUTSIDE, you could inspect it all day, and I like to think that given my boobs size I would be hung like a horse (If breasts sizes and penis sizes were equivalent of course)  Stepping away from the sexual benefits, with penis comes Testosterone and lets face it I've always wanted to play FOOTBALL... =) 

                                           

Little Disclamier:

I am not about to have a sex change... #Imjustsaying Don't worry I am well aware of the POWER OF THE VAG!                                   

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Ode to Psycho girlfriend...

Do u have a psycho girlfriend?

Does she nag about everything you do?

Do feel that she is overly jealous and possessive over anything that moves and or breathes next to you?

Do you fear for ur and or her life if you end the relationship?

If you said yes to any of these questions  then u have a psycho girlfriend and a serious problem.

                             

I am sure ur saying she the most “REAL!!!” person you can find and its because she loves you that she is like that. but let me just say  SHE IS JUST CRAZY! I know i am not the first person to tell you this, your friends and your family have all probably told u this at one point or  another. but still you continue in the relationship. WHY? Is it because she gives u the feeling that no one could care about u in a normal healthy way?

You probably even say  ”but she is the only person that has been there for me” but that probably cause she has threaten to physically hurt any girl or guy that has tried to get near you. and what the hell is REAL!! anyway? its a sad excuse to be ignorant and childish. Its one thing to be outspoken and blunt with people but being snobby and a bitchy to everyone of the same sex and some of the opposite,  is just plan retarded.” Don’t hate on Beyonce, or Shakira  because ur man is looking  at her”  She is hot and she CAN sing, she not out to steal ur man, and SOOOO WHAT if he says he is in love with her  ITS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!!!! Your just mad that u can’t do what she does.

Trying to fight every girl that comes near ur man is not ”real”  its psycho and stupid.  And what is up with these girls that hate theirs man’s friends because it doesn’t allow her to spend every waking second with him.. GET A LIFE** And here is a fact, jealousy is not proof that she like or loves you, it is  signs of insecurity and possibly that she doesn’t trust you.

Why can’t these guys get rid of these Psycho girls?? THERE ARE girls out there that show u they care  by doing things like kissing you and telling you how much they love you, not by  yelling at u that a girl 20 feet away is too f**king close to you. Can’t you see she so possessive of you she is two seconds from PEEING ON YOU to mark her territory. A girl like that doesn’t need a boyfriend she needs a F**KING STRAIGHT JACKET***

LETS PUT AN END TO THE MADNESS GUYS.. LOSE THE BITCH!!!!!

Note to those girls:

Don’t go and try to contact every girl that he knows and interrogate all of them cause contrary to how GANGSTER u think and say u are, u are going to end up  messing with the wrong person and (Very nicely put) getting seriously hurt. So do yourself a favor Quit while your ahead