Intimate Manipulation...

Sexual frustration

 plus pornography on your favorite station

equals me in pure desperation

 masturbation is the first lesson for this situation

 at first there is some hesitation

 but then you just sprinkle some imagination

 & it becomes such a sensation

 now do see where I'm going with this conversation

 don't just stand there like decoration

 I need your full cooperation

I'll even throw in a free demonstration ;-)

IT

Ok I was patiently sitting waiting for the A train at Broadway Junction. After a couple minutes of waiting someone sits next to me, now I am not sure if this was a female or male, because it had components of both sex...(For the sake of the story we shall call it "IT") "It" was severally overweight, and couldn't fit on the chair without lean over to one side, and of course choice my side, I being the phone junky was too into my phone to care when suddenly it leaned in close to me then back away, (whether it was to smell me or let out a fart is unknown none the less it freaked me OUT) so I turned to look at it and it didn't even glance back at me, thinking it was a one time thing I continued on my phone then suddenly it slide it's cane from on top of the mountain of which it calls it's leg onto mine, and evilly looks at me... (I know by this time any normal person would of gotten up or spazzed) but due to a mixture of my extreme patients with awkward situations, pure laziness, and my incredible urge to pee I stayed) now instead of paying attention to my phone I just stared at the screen waiting for something else to happen. LO AND BEHOLD it leans in again and immediately after slides the cane onto my leg again, this time stares at me interested in seeing my reaction... (At this point I'm not mad, just terrified cause this thing looks like it can either eat me or severely crush me) AHHHHHHHH!!!

(Well thank god the train came saved my life) I'm lucky to have survived this ordeal... :) #life&timesofaNYERS #TRUESTORY

Avatar The Last Air Bender RANT

First off let me just say EVERY movie should NOT be made into 3-D, yes the concept does call for some cool effects but due to the fact that the movie wasnt orginally made for 3-D it shouldn't of been half ass turned in to it.

As much as i appreciate M. Night Shyamalan, his directing style might of been a little to dramatic for this particular kind of movie, I think he should of left in the comedic elements of the show it would aided the movie especially the characters development.The graphics and actions scenes was good, along with the calculated shots of every scene. What i did think he did a great job at was getting out little important details out quick in the beginning for example how Zuko got his scar.

Appearance wise they couldn't of picked a better cast Aang (Noah Ringer), Sokka (Jackson Rathbone), and Katara (Nicola Peltz) although their acting wasn't up to par. The best casted was (Seychelle Gabriel) Yue princess of the northern water tribe down to her voice, even though she has a relatively minor role, then following Zuko the tormented fire prince played by (Dev Patel from Slumdog Millionaire)

Like most adaptations they changed some things, one of things in which i didnt agree with is that instead of Katara teaching him water bending they were both taught by the northern water bending teacher which isn't entirely true, make you wonder if they are planning to ever tie in how powerful Katara water bending is because in the show she learns how to bend "people". Another thing is that they all seem to have very little knowledge of everything when that most definitely wasn't the case in the show. Katara's character was wise beyond her years and in the movie wasn't portrayed as such.They also left out some important details with the spirits especially the faceless spirit that reveals a lot about the other characters that are important, and more in dept stories of the past avatars fortunately they still the sequel to add it in.

With all this being said I still have hope for Book 2 if they'll take notes of their mistakes and rectify them.

To whom it may concern...

Tortured being

let ur saddened visage melt away in a pool of lies & tears

Your transparency is blatent & blinding & cannot hide ur fears

You try to display a harden soul

But its so plain to see you are just vulnerable

Wise indeed but even more foolish beneath

Tattered spirit, let your soul breathe...

(Collaboration with @MiMi_MaCchiato)

Picture courtesy of @Cucarefugia

Childhood I miss thee...

I wish I could go back to being 10 when summer meant a two month long vacation, were my only worry was what time I could stay out and play till, the only hard decision I had to make was whether to play kickball or football, the most serious arguments was who can run the fastest on the block, no boy trouble because they had cooties, and everything i ever wanted was sure to be brought by Santa Claus in December... #SIGH

Crazy legs... (i know this little cutie personally)

Don't Drink and Climb....