PENIS VS. VAGINA

Don't start with the crazy looks already,  but YES i do have penis envy, before u judge me I'll tell you why... This story is called "If i Only had a Penis..."

                                            

        I'd trade my Ovaries and vag for a penis ANYDAY, I'd even though in the boobies for free. Let me explain why I would give these things up. As pretty as boobs are to look at, they are annoying as shit to deal with. I would love to do cool things like run, without worrying about my boobs, And i personally don't think its fun that i have to slightly lean over just to see my feet (small boobie girls should feel fortunate) i feel bad for women like this...        

                                         

 

As for the vag and ovaries, Jeez do I even need to go over what happens every month.... GRrRrR! but on top of that i have to look forward to pushing a watermelon size baby out my keyhole size vag.... NOT HAPPY.  (Don't worry I wont put up a picture of that...)

          Now if i had penis i wouldn't have all that to worry about, No real need for the balls though cause if i was a guy i wouldn't want to procreate. If i did have kids I'd probably be a deadbeat dad, I would be too busy Plugging anything with a hole even somethings without. Kinda like how a lot of guys are already #ZING! lol  I would be the BIGGEST PERV in the universe. I would whack off discreetly in public places every five minutes, just cause i could...  (and i know guys can cause I've seen it happen) (<-Traumatizing story we'll leave that for another post) You guys have no idea how cool you have it, your junk is ON THE OUTSIDE, you could inspect it all day, and I like to think that given my boobs size I would be hung like a horse (If breasts sizes and penis sizes were equivalent of course)  Stepping away from the sexual benefits, with penis comes Testosterone and lets face it I've always wanted to play FOOTBALL... =) 

                                           

Little Disclamier:

I am not about to have a sex change... #Imjustsaying Don't worry I am well aware of the POWER OF THE VAG!                                   

                                        LOL